1. 23:30 1st Sep 2014

    Notes: 82

    Reblogged from imaporqupine

    kidsontherunnnn:

    just because you struggle, have a hard day, lapse, even relapse… DOES NOT mean that you don’t want recovery

     
  2. 23:03

    Notes: 188974

    Reblogged from hinduhearthrob

    streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

    streeter:

    I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

     
  3. 21:56

    Notes: 10673

    Reblogged from l4ym3d0wn

    nothingisenoughformerestardust:

    sassyvause:

    The OITNB fandom waiting for season 3

    Crazy accurate

     
  4. 21:50

    Notes: 272612

    Reblogged from thekentuckycolonel

    sekahyyh:

    cardsofclow:

    decencybedamned:

    HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

    • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
    • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

    YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

    either way, things are sure gonna get

    steamy

    GET OUT

     
  5. 21:49

    Notes: 87859

    Reblogged from alisxrico

    givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

    givemeinternet:

    Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

     
  6. 21:10

    Notes: 9001

    Reblogged from because-im-mrs-brightside

    vincentmillay:

    you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever

    but it turns out i’m just really hella gay

     
  7. 21:10

    Notes: 16706

    Reblogged from arixsafari

    weddingsroseweddings:

    Just a friendly reminder that this actually happened.

     
  8. 21:00

    Notes: 230257

    Reblogged from im-simply-me

    Tags: Meredith

    Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
    — (via im-simply-me)

    (Source: lushpussyhighheels)

     
  9. 20:58

    Notes: 92550

    Reblogged from punch3satoc3anwav3s

    foulmouthedliberty:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

    this is real

     
  10. 20:55

    Notes: 28989

    Reblogged from punch3satoc3anwav3s

    Tags: 22 and still can't find my socks

    1. 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
    2. 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
    3. 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
     
  11. 19:40

    Notes: 32845

    Reblogged from thekentuckycolonel

    wallylock:

    slutformisha:

    samandriel:

    slutformisha:

    Do American passports have frikkin eagles or something

    Actually yes

    image

    Oh my god. What is with you guys and eagles.

    Benjamin Franklin originally wanted to have America’s national bird be a turkey, but it was shot down because Thomas Jefferson said every country would laugh at us

     
  12. 18:23

    Notes: 50467

    Reblogged from awwwverily

    annullo13:

    You’re going to need it

    (Source: chryswatchesgot)

     
  13. 17:30

    Notes: 349878

    Reblogged from thekentuckycolonel

    kenerics:

    who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

    (Source: hippopotalust)

     
  14. 15:20

    Notes: 216

    Reblogged from manic-kin

     
  15. 13:10

    Notes: 2632

    Reblogged from manic-kin

    manic-kin:

    sweet—deans:

    How well can Rosie and I understand each other by lip reading